The "GOD" Incident

NOTE: UNFINISHED.

PROJECT: GOD

REQUIRES: God of Chaos

OBJECTIVE: Clone God's body to create a new God.

Time limit to proceed: 14 days

"Finally, I'm going to be a real God. In 14 days." Dr. Duck

"KCP-007 Should be ready in 3 days. Still not sure about the flavor though. Anyway, let's check out the clone kit. Should look good." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 11 days

"KCP-007 is Ready. Still waiting for Dr. Addison. Should be ready in 1 day. Let's take a look at the clone kit." Dr. Ratchet

"Actually, there's a problem. The one we're cloning is working with one hand, but the clone kit is working on 3 hands. We need to clone the God of Chaos using 3 hands instead. Otherwise, we'll have an issue." Dr. Ditzy

Time limit to proceed: 10 days

"Dr. Vavilov, could you find another god? The clone kit is struggling. It's not cooperating well at all." Dr. Ratchet

"Oh, I found another god. It's located in Siberia. And, uh, what is he called again?" Dr. Vavilov

"Yaldabaoth." Dr. Addison

"Right, Yaldabaoth. Let's try cloning that." Dr. Vavilov

"I'm calling up Mr. Arkana from your hotel in Russia. Let's see if we can clone Yaldabaoth ." Dr. Vavilov

Time limit to proceed: 8 days

"Dr. Addison, We're doing great with Yaldabaoth's clone. He should be ready in 1 week. However, we're missing one key ingredient, and there's a little problem with Yaldabaoth's body. If it doesn't work, we have no chance of cloning Yaldabaoth's body." Dr. Addison

"Okay, I'll look for the missing ingredient. If I don't find it, it doesn't matter, right?" Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 1 days

"Yaldabaoth is complete. Let's send him over to Russia." Dr. Addison

"It is time. Let's put Yaldabaoth's clone body into a box, and send it to Siberia." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 1 hour

"Whats happening? What's happening? Yaldabaoth's body's exploded. What the hell?" Dr. Addison

"What's going on? Yaldabaoth's body has exploded, and we have to abort." Dr. Ratchet

"It's just a little explosion. Don't worry. It'll be fine." Dr. Vavilov

"Wait, what? Why? Why did his body explode? Yaldabaoth's body just died. Oh my god, I can't believe it." Dr. Addison

"Did I do it?" Dr. Addison

The body is not being restored.

"Wait, was that my fault? Did I do that?" Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 15 minutes

"The key is in Siberia. I need to get there and stop the clone. We have 15 minutes before the clone body is activated." Dr. Vavilov

"Ugh. My body is just sitting here, completely useless." Dr. Addison

"How can I call up this god again?" Dr. Addison

"No, you'll have to wait a bit. Instead, could you summon Mr. Arkana and see what he can find out?" Dr. Ratchet

"Yes." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 10 minutes

"Mr. Arkana, I'm not giving up yet. I've found a way to keep Yaldabaoth alive." Dr. Addison

"We need a new god." Dr. Ratchet

"I'm sorry. That's not an option." Dr. Addison

"No. He has to stay. He's the only one who is strong enough." Dr. Addison

"I found out how to make him immortal." Dr. Addison

"How?" Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 5 minutes

"The stone. I have to get him back." Dr. Addison

"How?" Dr. Ratchet

"Can you get me to Yaldabaoth's stone?" Dr. Addison

"Of course." Dr. Ratchet

"The stone is on God's World." Dr. Addison

"You mean'?" Dr. Ratchet

"Yes. You're coming with me." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 1 minute

"We're going to have to sacrifice the Eye of Chaos." Dr. Addison

"Why?" Dr. Ratchet

"Because I need it to try and bring Yaldabaoth back." Dr. Addison

"We have to find it first." Dr. Ratchet

"It's not easy." Dr. Ratchet

"It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission." Dr. Addison

"What?" Dr. Ratchet

"The Eye of Chaos is protected by the universe." Dr. Addison

"Why?" Dr. Ratchet

"Because it's in the stone. My dad told me about it, when I was little." Dr. Addison

"Oh." Dr. Ratchet

"And that stone is under the surface of God's World." Dr. Addison

"But how do I get it?" Dr. Ratchet

"Well, there are many places to search." Dr. Addison

"Do you know where it is?" Dr. Ratchet

"I have no idea. But I'll know as soon as I find it." Dr. Addison

"Let me have the Eye of Chaos." Dr. Ratchet

"You keep the Eye of Chaos." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 30 seconds

"Yaldabaoth's Eye of Chaos is right here, within reach." Dr. Addison

"So close." Dr. Addison

"His will to survive is an unstoppable force." Dr. Addison

"His body is now a hollow shell. I know where it is, but I don't know how to bring him back." Dr. Addison

"You mean we have to resurrect him?" Dr. Ratchet

"No. I mean that he needs his soul." Dr. Addison

"What does a soul do?" Dr. Ratchet

"It carries our consciousness." Dr. Addison

"And does Yaldabaoth have one?" Dr. Ratchet

"I don't know, but I think I know how to find out." Dr. Addison

"What?" Dr. Ratchet

Time limit to proceed: 10 seconds

"I've got his soul in my power. Now I just have to give it back." Dr. Addison

"The clone is going to explode." Dr. Ratchet

"Not if you get it back to the body." Dr. Addison

"Just get to the body before the explosion." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 5 seconds

"You're on your way." Dr. Ratchet

"I'm getting there." Dr. Addison

"We've got to hurry." Dr. Ratchet

"I will. I will." Dr. Addison

Time limit to proceed: 1 second

"One second, only one second." Dr. Ratchet

Time limit to proceed: 0 seconds

"The clone activated." Dr. Addison

"The Yaldabaoth within it is beyond." Dr. Addison

"Beyond?" Dr. Ratchet

"Beyond!" Dr. Addison

"You mean he is, in fact, a ghost?" Dr. Ratchet

"No, he's a hollow shell." Dr. Addison

"A ghost. It explains why he's so dangerous." Dr. Ratchet

"But can he be controlled?" Dr. Addison

"I don't know, but we have to find out." Dr. Addison

"I'm on my way." Dr. Ratchet

"The clone has become unstable." Dr. Addison

"He's exploding." Dr. Ratchet

"We're not going to die." Dr. Addison

"The clone is exploding, not me." Dr. Addison

"We need to jump out of the way." Dr. Ratchet

"We can't!" Dr. Addison

"Why not?" Dr. Ratchet

"Because the clone is exploding!" Dr. Addison

"For God's sake, Doc, you need to jump!" Dr. Ratchet

"I'm doing it." Dr. Addison

"We're not going to make it!" Dr. Ratchet

"We will." Dr. Addison

"We'll be dead!" Dr. Ratchet

"We will be dead. I will be dead. We're all dead." Dr. Addison

The Clone then exploded into a Chaotic Chaos, and all of a sudden they saw their own arms lying on the ground. They looked at each other and said: "What happened?"

The Clone could not be controlled by Yaldabaoth. He was sent to another planet.

The Clone was incredibly powerful. it could make anything from nothing. It could change anything to anything. But it was not able to change itself back to nothing.

"This project was a disaster, the whole project, everything was a failure, the clone is insane, the computer is a piece of junk, the phone is dead, my car is broken, and my legs are paralyzed..." Dr. Vavilov

"What should we name it?" Dr. Addison

"It Appears to be an engine, that is also real", Vavilov said, pointing to the clone. "This is a Real Engine", he replied.

"The Real Engine. It's so real" Dr. Ratchet

Dr. Duck appeared with a bunch of flowers and said: "This project was completely and utterly preposterously disastrous and a catastrophicly tragic failure of gigantic biblical proportions"

"You will all be sent to the wackies", Duck said. "You don't understand what you've done. Now you are all condemned to die. Your souls are gone."

Addison and Ratchet were taken to an institution and were not allowed to leave. No one knows how they managed to escape.

"Dr. Duck, Why do you always come back to my house after you've finished your experiments?" Dr. Vavilov

" Well, since your house is empty and your wife is dead, you can't really complain." Dr Duck

That is the story of how KCP accidentally created KCP-281 - the Real Engine.