KCP-001 - Dr.Duck

Object class
None

Special Containment Procedures
None

Description
KCP-001 is the owner of the KCP Facilities. KCP-001 refuses all exceptions to his rules and is likely to resort to violence when challenged. Although the existence of KCP facilities is unknown, it is unlikely that a facility is being used by KCP. The only known function of KCP is producing steel objects.

Whenever any steel object is introduced into a room with KCP-001, he will pretend to listen to the object and may bring it to life by a gesture. According to KCP-001, "We will only allow you to kill each other in an arena if your love for each other is so strong that your deaths would be more painful than just another 'battle'." If no metal object is given, KCP-001 will adopt a normally uninhabited, motionless pose for 30 minutes. This occurs immediately after any uneventful murder.

This effect is only active in a quiet room and will begin regardless of whether the victim is dead or alive. However, if the victim is killed in a place with many hollow points, KCP-001 will hold the position of the killer.

Any subject touching the subject, or other objects moving near KCP-001 when the effect starts, will also be affected, and will try to kill themselves immediately. Subjects are either in a holding cell or have just been locked in.

Subjects who are unable to bring themselves to kill themselves, and in doing so succeed in causing the victim to die, will immediately take the shape of a human skeleton in the cell. The skeleton then dies in a state of suspended animation. When this state is broken, the victim will begin moving at speed toward the edge of the containment cell, and then explode. The only known mechanism for this is KCP-001 breaking his silence.

Addendum 001-a: After the completion of testing using KCP facilities to generate corpses, The subjects were found on the floor, covered in blood and skeletal remains.

Reports have stated that KCP-001 "claps his hands" while making the sound, with no detectable motion from his face.

Test 001-b: The affected area was replaced by a set of humanoid skeletal remains that resembled human beings. The skeleton's clothing had been replaced by a small armory, containing various forms of weaponry. No other damage was observed. A holographic "manual" was presented to the subject, detailing how the skeletons should be used. The manual, which was not sent to any recipient, contained numerous references to the "Duck." This name had previously been applied to the subject by the subjects of previous tests.

After receiving the manual, KCP-001 burst out laughing. He then killed the other inmates, who were clones of himself, by "commandeering" the skeletons, and then lighting the skeletons on fire. According to KCP-001, "The happiest people in the world are ones who spend their lives killing each other. The least happy are those who do the same, but are unable to kill."

''Dr. Duck said "Happy: The cure for happiness is to be happy," but that's not true. The cure for being happy is to not be sad and to think that life is good.''

Duck's normal-ish staff-type description: He is the KCP facilities owner and director, general research and experiments, Chief Nonsense Manager. He is: a) a duck in a dress; b) an old woman with a white hair, who has been working in KCP since the days of Stalin; c) a man who goes to KCP and takes a nap in the office. He thinks that everything is going well, he enjoys his life and does not want to change anything. He tells everything "I am a duck". He is also: a) a person who thinks that everything is possible and that no one can fail; b) a man who believes that everything will be all right (or even better); c) a poor man who has no money; d) an old man; e) the man who lives in a dream world.

Addendum 001-c: According to KCP-001, he has faced and defeated the following "undead" creatures and individuals:


 * Ostrich: One of his first tests involved trying to overpower and kill an ostrich. He told test participants to simply "give me the feathers". Despite being completely covered in feathers, KCP-001 failed to take any form of possession.


 * Human (Experiment 712): He said "this experiment might need more exercise." The subject ran at KCP-001, turned back, and fell into Mortis