List of things KCP staff is not allowed to do

The Seven Goofy Sins.

KCP Staff Must Never:

1. Use an animal as a subject in any experiment. Animals are not human. Please.

2. Be seen in public without a mask.

3. Fall asleep and wake up next to a body

4. Fail to Be Hilarious

5. Exaggerate the results of experiments

6. Go to an KCP meeting and announce the existence of your secret organization.

7. Not Tell Dr. Duck that the universe is a virtual reality simulation.