List of things Dr. Duck is NOT allowed to do

This page contains the ever-expanding list of all the things that are forbidden for Dr. Duck to do at the foundation. If you see Duck misbehaving, please contact Agallow or any other KCPF authority.

Dr. Duck is not allowed to:


 * 1) complain to the newspapers or news agencies about our work.
 * 2) spend hours of time hunting out good articles on the Internet.
 * 3) tell anyone how to get in touch with us.
 * 4) look for doctors who are willing to help.
 * 5) wear the Foundation t-shirt and talk the talk in public, but don’t actually do anything.
 * 6) attack KCP-103 - "Tualeto Automatus" (especially with a hammer) (!)
 * 7) explain the Foundation to people who aren’t on our mailing list.
 * 8) sleep in his office. It's not because of some strange rules, it's because he sleeps too much.
 * 9) use the Internet at home. It's a security measure.
 * 10) scream “FUCK YOU, YOU WHORE!” at the top of his lungs, thus cracking the foundation’s foundation and sending the foundation into complete chaos.
 * 11) participate in the research processes by himself - that would be a danger for Duck AND for a KCP object.
 * 12) make calls unless authorized by me.
 * 13) leave the premises unaccompanied.
 * 14) ride or drive any horse.
 * 15) be in possession of any explosive materials.
 * 16) mess with the vaccines.
 * 17) order a plastic cup of water from the mess hall.
 * 18) flirt with any of the nurses at the Vax Appeal in Oakhurst, NY.
 * 19) watch Power Rangers.
 * 20) unwind on the floor and take a nap.
 * 21) eat anything for more than three hours
 * 22) talk about what you ate more than twice a day.
 * 23) be a doctor.
 * 24) take on any job that requires a license.
 * 25) do anything that is illegal (obviously).
 * 26) laugh aloud at work.
 * 27) drink tea in the office (this rule is always broken).
 * 28) make a mistake.
 * 29) be a speccy bam.

Addendum:

''The Bank of duck: Take two ducks from a bank, put them in a bag, tie the bag and walk away. The ducks will chase you all the way home.''