KCP-015 - "The Incorrect Compass"

Object Class
Safe

Special Containment Procedures KCP-015 is to be kept in a safe location and cannot be taken out. It is to be interrogated only by specially trained personnel and only in the presence of a security escort. Personnel entering the containment area are to wear full-body protective gear. Any personnel who are found to have been exposed to KCP-015, or who have not been properly cleaned up, will be subject to termination.

Description
KCP-015 is a soviet-era compass, which was designed for navigation by the crew of a ship. It has an electronic compass, a timer, and a graph. It is also equipped with an LCD display that shows the current time, the date, the year, and the position of the ship in relation to the Earth's poles, as well as the clock, weather forecast, and calendar. There is a red button, and three times a day it is pressed. When the "Compass" is working, it will tell you the current position of the ship. When it is not working it emits an unusual sound. The sound is so unusual that it is heard only by the person who has pressed the button. The sound will make them go insane. It's loud, it hurts your ears, makes you want to scream, then it stops.

There is also a green button on the compass, if the button is pressed the image on the screen will change. For example, if you press it once, you will see a picture of a compass. Press it twice and you will see the compass turned into a clock face. Press three times and the picture changes to a picture of the needle. Press the button four times, and a picture of an astronaut appears. Press the button five times, and the picture changes to a picture of your face.

Instructions:

Do not place this item in the cabinet with the refrigerator, it will become the fridge and you will lose your mind.

Incident-001 Dr. Dmitry Likhachev, MD, PhD:

"The Subject ate KCP-015 and died in the course of it, as a result of the brain damage caused by the toxic substances contained in the substance. We believe that the subject was already dead when the substance was ingested. However, it is impossible to prove this without forensic examinations."