KCP-084 - The Cheese Grater

Object Class
Keter

Special Containment Procedures
To further protect KCP-084 personnel from exposure to KCP-084, it is advised that all personnel who are exposed to KCP-084 contact KCP-084 in the same manner as the initial contact.

Description
KCP-084 is a massive cheese grater that was recovered from an abandoned farmhouse in █████, South Dakota. It was discovered to have been used by a man named ███████ to cut his family's cheese. As a result, the man died from his own hand. █████ was found dead in his home and was also discovered to have used the █████████. He died in the same manner as the █████ family. When touched, KCP-084 produces a powerful, low-frequency noise, which makes people nauseous and causes them to vomit if they have not eaten within 24 hours. It was discovered that the frequency of the noise is related to the amount of food in the stomach. When a human enters the cheese grater they are bitten by the cheese grate and fall into a black hole. The victims become infected with cheese grating virus. Once someone is inside they are trapped and must find a way out. They will scream for help but no one will hear. KCP-084 will become more and more destructive as time passes. It can not be seen when it's not moving; it cannot be seen if it is moving. When it moves, it looks like a large, flat, black, shiny, oval-shaped cheese grater, with sharp edges. It's very dangerous, as it can cause irreparable damage to any object or person that comes in contact with it.

The black hole will eat any object that enters it. An object will disintegrate completely before being sucked into the black hole and swallowed by the cheese grater. It will be able to digest through almost anything, including concrete and steel. The cheese grater can grow to enormous sizes if it becomes hungry and can survive for more than 30 days on no food, even if it was injured and was on its last legs when it entered the cheese grater.

Agent Vavilov, an SCP-XXXX agent, was captured by the cheese grater. As the cheese grater held Agent Vavilov, KCP-084's stomach grew and grew. After ██ hours Agent Vavilov has succesfully escaped the KCP-084 with severe wounds. Agent Vavilov made a credible report on the cheese grater, resulting in the containment of it.

Agent Vavilov commented: "████ я это все в рот, █████, ████, █████!"

If contact is made with the cheese grater in its dormant state, it will immediately awaken and bite any individuals that enter it. If it comes in contact with fresh cheese it will be able to survive for 2 weeks without consuming any food, consuming whatever is nearby.

The cheese grating virus is spread through a bite from a KCP-084 and the afflicted victim shows the symptoms immediately. Every bite from a KCP-084 is different, although most symptoms will include:

Nausea; vomiting; headache; fever; eye irritation; flashbacks; rage; aggressive behaviour; bulging eyes and red eye; swelling of the mouth, neck and face; rapid heartbeat; tremor; staggering; loss of coordination; blindness; aggression

Incident
The cheese grater was removed from KCP-084 containment following the containment breach. Following the removal, 3 individuals were killed. The remaining members of the KCP-084 Research and Security Unit decided to raise and use the cheese grater for the following year. After this time, the members of the research team took credit for the incident in order to keep all research involving the cheese grater out of the public eye.

Addendum: Agent ███████ █████████, a former member of the KCP-084 Research and Security Unit, had been using a dishwashing brush to clean out the cheese grater. As he was doing so, the ground in front of the cheese grater began to move. Agent ███████ was nearly run over by it, but luckily he jumped out of the way in time. Agent ███████ then watched in horror as the ground closed in around the cheese grater. █████████ is now a part of the research and security unit.

Test 001-a
A sword was placed in the grater. It was not removed. The grater was moved to another room, where it was left for a week. When it was returned, the blade of the sword was missing.