KCP-202 - "Plaster Cucumber"

Objest Class
Euclid

Special Containment Procedures
The object must never be eaten. It will make you sick. Do not touch it with your hands. Do not use it to clean your teeth. Do not eat it. Do not put it in your mouth. Do not look at it. You will die.

Description
The KCP-202 is a cucumber, which is shaped like a human body. The only difference from the human body is that it has a thick layer of plaster on its skin. While it looks like a normal cucumber, it does some peculiar things. Any time someone touches it, the plaster melts away and disappears. When you return the piece of food to the SCP-202, a human-shaped person will come out of it. We are unable to ascertain if the SCP-202 is able to transform between the human-shape and a cucumber or not. It has never actually touched a human being, but the theory says that it causes the person touched to die.

The following narrative was recorded by Carla Fong of #094798, SCP-202, case study XXXX-L.


Carla Fong: "Hello again. How may I help you?"

SCP-202: "I'm starting to think you're never going to let me rest, Ms. Fong. Honestly, I'm surprised you aren't petting me already."

Carla Fong: "I'm sorry I'm not an early adopter, but my research has shown that this has been a successful model for me so far. I don't see why you'd disagree."

SCP-202: "I won't disagree. You are more amiable than the average test subject. I find your kind relaxing. No one gives me a hard time if I don't eat or don't perform tasks. I appreciate this."

Carla Fong: "I'm sorry if I don't seem as genuinely friendly as you think I am. I've had a long day, so I'm in a bad mood. However, I like you. Would you mind keeping me company?"

SCP-202: "It would be my pleasure."

 

Test 001-a: Human (Experiment 712)
Experiment 712 was exposed to the cucumber. After 10 minutes, he reported that he had no nausea, and all symptoms disappeared. The cucumber was then exposed to the human. After 5 minutes, the cucumber had lost its appetite and after 10 minutes it had lost all its teeth.

Test 002-a
"The cucumber is complex. Its wacky, and hilarious. my girlfriend took a picture of it, and it looked like it was smiling at us. we shared it with our friends, and they laughed. I just laughed. And laughed and laughed." - Dr. [REDACTED]'s report.